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Feb 22nd
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The monkey alligator crocodile lizard tiger lion bear hyena wolf
Feb 22nd
One day I saw a monkey and an alligator. I was a scientist so I got out my mix-ray gun and ZAP! I had a monkey alligator. so I went on my way. Then I found a crocodile and a lizard. ZAP! a crocodile lizard. so I kept on going with my latest creations. Then I found a tiger, a lion, and a bear. Sure enough… ZAP! A tiger lion bear. So urging my animals to come I was on my way. Again. I stopped one last time to find a hyena and a wolf. ZAP! A hyena wolf. I gathered my animals to combine them all. ZAP! A monkey alligator crocodile lizard tiger lion bear hyena wolf. So I went back to my town and you don’t want to know what happened next. I dropped the leash and my creation took off zooming across town! And my mind went blank and I lost my marbles when I pulled out a duplicator and ZAP! The bullet bolted and boomed straight into the creation’s leg. Now there were two! There were screams and shouts when it bolted by. I was out of breath by the time I was way behind. I managed to catch up when it hit me. I yanked out my disintegrator , pulled the trigger and… ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! Right before my eyes my duplicated creation disintegrated.
THE END